National Treasure 2

Nicholas Cage on the hunt for his missing sideburns.

I don't know why. Perhaps because I like conspiracy theories and such. Anyway, Someone must have either slipped Helen Mirren a roofie or paid her eleventy billion dollars to be in this mess of a movie (and it's not just a forgivable cameo either). The entire gong show is almost hilariously bad. However they did find a way to make Nicholas Cage even harder to look at - they made him shave his sideburns for the role a la Tom Hanks in The DaVinci Code. Disgusting.