3 New Reviews Just for YOU

3:10 To Yuma

I guess it's good, for a western, which as a genre I don't even really pretend to care about. I like Christian Bale's mug. Also I didn't want to punch through Russell Crowe's smug kiwi face, which was a relief. Do I recommend it? Well, I'd say you should rent it, maybe..if you're bored.

Shoot Em' Up

Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci are sexy enough to carry a movie with a stupidly impossible plot and stunts that are hilariously and wonderfully cartoonish. Paul Giamatti is the definition of over-the-top as the movie's villain but it works because it suits the sheer silliness of this movie. Do I recommend it? Uh..yes.

Resident Evil: Extinction

I loved the first Resident Evil movie. It starred hot Milla Jovovich and hot Michelle Rodriguez and was genuinely scary and cool at the same time. I never saw the reportedly awful second installment but when I saw the trailer for this movie and noticed that it had a post apocalyptic spin to it - I had to see for myself. Is it good? Not really, but it is badfun (my word) and Milla looks hot in her Mad Max-ian outfit even though it looks like her face is made entirely of foundation makeup. Ali Larter is in it too, she also look hot and acts VERY SERIOUS.